Youtube and the Doctor took my life, and here I am - using it wisely. I reblog some weird stuff sometimes, so sorry about that. _____________________
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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the frick

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

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northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

danscrotch asked: yOU FOUND THE THING DOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF MY WALL OF TEXT ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆

Haha, yes! I have no idea how I got there - but it was nice! :D

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST